April 2012
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Mom: oh that's a nice tattoo when did you get it?
Me: Friday
Mom: I like how the zip code is under the bird. You know who else had numbers tattoed on their bodies?
Me: who?
Mom: the Jews in the Holocaust. Better check yourself before you wreck yourself.
Me: oh my God mom.
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tomahok:
my mother does not care about fashion
shavingryansprivates:
the best 52 seconds in film history
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my dad ate a cucumber today and he was like “wow this is pretty cold” and then he just slowly put the cucumber down and stared into space for a really long time until he turned to me with wide eyes and quietly said, “oh my god. cool as a cucumber.”
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